Straight from the files of "I'd never thought I'd be doing this". Christian (soon to be 9 year-old son) comes to me with tears in his eyes. "What's wrong?" "Big Show just got fired. And the boss made him beg." "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sure he's coming back." "I don't think so Mom, he's gone forever." Big Show is a WWE wrestler. I wonder how he'll feel the first time he gets dumped?
Straight from the files of "I'd never thought I'd be doing this". Christian (soon to be 9 year-old son) comes to me with tears in his eyes. "What's wrong?" "Big Show just got fired. And the boss made him beg." "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sure he's coming back." "I don't think so Mom, he's gone forever." Big Show is a WWE wrestler. I wonder how he'll feel the first time he gets dumped?
Massage Therapist,"Is there anything special you want?" "No, I just want to relax." Do you want your glutes done?" "Sure." "Is there anything you don't want?" "The John Travolta special."
Massage Therapist,"Is there anything special you want?" "No, I just want to relax." Do you want your glutes done?" "Sure." "Is there anything you don't want?" "The John Travolta special."
Christine is Talkalicious Do you remember the Nutella ads claiming the nutritional value of the product? But please, it's chocolate and tastes great on strawberries. Do you believe all the commercials you see on television? If you purchased Nutella between January 1, 2008 and February 3, 2012 you're eligible to file a claim.15 days ago
Christine is Talkalicious Ada and I talk about this book during this week's Happy Hour. I just started it today, I had to see what all the fuss is about. Haven't gotten to the "porn" yet, but it does remind me of the romance novels I couldn't put down in high school. I think I may have grown up.16 days ago
"Honey, how do you like my new blouse?" "It looks a little old, don't you think?" "Mom I know, that would be perfect for your funeral." "Great because the two of you are killing me."
"Honey, how do you like my new blouse?" "It looks a little old, don't you think?" "Mom I know, that would be perfect for your funeral." "Great because the two of you are killing me."